○● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football...not soccer.
[x] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.'

Total: 4

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[] You wear flip flops all year. (used to)
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something

Total: 2

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 3

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.

Total: 3

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 1

○● I R I S H ○●
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 2

○● A F R I C A N  A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at maths.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes 'typhoons'.
[] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you stupid.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.

Total: 6

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 2

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You have had an abortion.
[] But love the penalty.
[] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 2

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like French fries.
[] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles.
[] you call a pub or bar a café.
[] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] you drive/own a French or German car.
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 3

○● D U T C H ○●
[] you like the colour orange.
[] you are a football enthusiast.
[] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[] you tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 3

Now, put as your title "I Am _______!" With the country you got the most.